Do not send me messages if you are trying offer me “increased traffic to my site,” “search engine optimization,” or any other crap. I will not give you any money, and especially not if you are soliciting crap. If you do not know me, then think twice about contacting me, because if I deem your message to be any form of advertisement, I will publicly post your email to encourage spambots to find you and destroy your peaceful inbox.

The following people have already violated my peace of mind:

• Trisha Abbott <trishaabbott1@yahoo.com>
• Scott Oakley <Scottoakley.123@gmail.com>
• Jesse Holden <jesseholden3570@gmail.com>

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I know you love me, but if you want me to love you back, you should buy some of my love. Don’t worry, my love is cheap. You can buy my love for any amount really, but keep in mind, the more you buy my love for, the more of my love you will get. That’s not as creepy as it sounds……..